SMUSH chocolate bars come in lab precise dose segments to accurately help you reach your desired trip experience level. One segment will be enough for a micro-dose and five for full blown trip experience into SMUSH multiverse. Our handcrafted psilocybin infused chocolate bars are the perfect confectionary to rocket you to outer reaches of the universe.
Sensory: Visual and auditory hallucinations will be chased by a shift of time, space and location.
Emotional: Sense of happiness and amusement, being mindful and having different point of views, emotional catharsis and sense of connectedness. May experience changes in mood such as euphoria and rushes of epiphanies.
1g or 3g Golden Teacher Mushrooms per bar
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Anonymous (verified owner) –
I bought the 3G cookies n cream and shared it with a buddy. It was disgusting, my buddy said it tasted exactly like spoiled milk. I’ve never tasted spoiled milk so I’d describe it as stinky feet flavour and it barely did anything for how much I ate. I had 5 square ((1.875 grams) my buddy had the other 3, it was his first time doing shrooms) and I barely felt a thing. Got that mushy feeling when the shrooms are starting to creep up on you and thats where it ended. Very disappointing considering i tortured myself eating it hoping it would at least get me properly high but it didn’t even do that. I read reviews on another website for this product (my review will be the first for this website) and they were all 5 stars, stating that you could barely taste the mushrooms and it tasted just like chocolate; which I can confirm are what shroom chocolates should be like as I had a friend that made homemade shroom chocolates years ago and they tasted almost like pure chocolate, not to mention actually got me extremely high! I was ordering other stuff off of here so I bought the chocolates from here as well. Do not let this review turn you off from shroom chocolates but from the 3G cookies n cream smush bars off of here. I would even would say favourite shroom trip was watching The Thing (2011) on those homemade chocolates back in the day. Maybe I got a bad chocolate or this website got duped with a bad batch, but what I received isn’t even worth one star
Anonymous –
BOMBBBBBBB chocolate bars, could not taste the mushrooms at all. After 30mins i was out of this world, really loved the cookies and cream!
Anonymous –
tried the 1 G milk chocolate, had a really nice high that lasted for a few hours. Really enjoyed the taste! Definitely recommend for beginners to try the 1 G, can’t wait to see the effects on the 3 G.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Have never tried shrooms before. Ate less than half a square and I’ve never felt so enlightened in decades. If I found shrooms years ago, I’m pretty sure my life would be different
The bar itself was fine. It smelled a bit like cheese, I’m guessing was cause of the shrooms. Chocolate itself was fine. With edibles you can always expect a bit of a different taste
5/5 will be buying again
Anonymous (verified owner) –
This chocolate was disgusting! I choked it back hoping for something to happen… nothing at all! No reaction other than the aftertaste of mushrooms!
I had the milk chocolate… I wish I could give it no stars!
I’m a noob so its not tolerance either!
Anonymous (verified owner) –
The cookies and cream is soooooo gooood! I’ve tried the milk chocolate and it was just alright, but the cookies and cream is my new regular. You don’t taste any of the additives at all. No odd smells
Anonymous (verified owner) –
Not a fan! Tasted alot better then plain mushrooms but did have a sour milk kinda taste and barely got a buzz off 3g bar and i took .5 of my shrooms i have never eaten over eighth and usually am TRIPPIN ! u get a buzz off them almost like when smoking flower! Maybe multiple would be smart and take slow if u really want to trip!
Anonymous –
Had a bit over half a 3g bar and had a great trip! The visuals weren’t as strong as when I’ve had straight shrooms, but they were definitely there, and I was in a great mood with none of the nausea or body discomfort of shrooms. I’m going to try a full bar next time and look at more trees!
Anonymous –
Love the mushroom chocolate
Anonymous –
May not be stereotypically “strong” but its a great mushroom by no means weak and is packaged very well, nice specimens
Anonymous –
Good for micro dosing. Found them a little weak. Would need to eat more to have a full experience.
Anonymous –
Man I love these things!
Anonymous –
Great taste! Loads of fun. Half the bar took me on a magically mystery tour.
Anonymous –
Good for micro dosing. Found them a little weak. Would need to eat more to have a full experience.
Anonymous (verified owner) –
I got the 3G Cookies n Cream bar. It didn’t come melted, though I was expecting that. That said, for some reason it turned to goop really quickly. Nonetheless, it produced a strong, long-lasting high with lots of visual and physical effects. Would buy again, for sure.
Anonymous –
Honestly a super solid product— I
Over the day I ate about a square an hour and had a wonderful day: food was amazing! Great product